I went for a haircut, I paid my 20 bucks
But that bitch cut more than I wanted off
Where's my fucking hair?
On the floor (where?!) down there
She cut me off more ways than one
Dreaming of Chewbacca
But I can't grow my fur back
I have been the victim
Of a castration attack
Ego has been crushed
Into what? Into mush!!!
Reflection in the mirror does not belong to me
Weight of hair surrendered to gravity
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